The Angry Pothound's Ten Commandments

1.) Thou shalt no longer spend thy entire year's salary to play mas/Carnival 365 days a year, in every possible Carnival around the globe. The Dog says to cool it a little bit, there's a worldwide economic recession.


2.) Thou shalt stay away from Ed Hardy. Extreme overuse of Ed Hardy, and The Dog shalt take away 50 cool points.


3.) Thou shalt express thyself through music, art, poetry, style, fashion, writing, or anything that thy creative side can muster up. The Dog finds this admirable. It makes him smile more than anything else. Well except for a nice, juicy, freshly fried piece of Dead. Nothing makes him happier. Dirty Dog.


4.) Thou shalt not wear the same pair of black strappy shoes from 2001 with every outfit. Shoes matter more than thou might think. The Dog suggests that thou take some of that Carnival money, and spend it on thy shoe collection.


5.) Thou shalt find something different to do on the weekends besides The Trifecta – Zen and 51 Thursdays, Zen and 51 Fridays, Zen and 51 Saturdays. Perhaps pick up a magazine. Or pick up knitting. Whatever. The Dog also suggests that you take Him for a nice walk on the beach. The Dog likes long walks on the beach.


6.) Thou shalt not command a guest list at The Club without receiving sufficient rubles from said owner. Popular Piper is so 2004. Besides, The Dog says that Mother Russia is free from the clutches of communism. You should be paid for your promo.


7.) Thou shalt embody the spirit of LA RESISTANCE, in thy thoughts, words and deeds, all day, everyday. LA RESISTANCE is how we got here. LA RESISTANCE is what freed our nation. LA RESISTANCE is what made us rich. LA RESISTANCE is why The Angry Pothound exists.


8.) Thou shalt know and respect the rules of No Bitchassness. If you are not familiar with these rules then chances are that you are indeed suffering from a particularly nasty case of Bitchassness. The Dog says to take a couple of "Man The F*** Up" pills, preferably in a high dosage.


9.) Thou shalt keep in mind Tiger from A Brighter Sun's line: "What is to is must is." Thus, we at The Angry Pothound say "Do not block the cock just cuz you are not willing to take it." The Dog knows it's hard to understand at first, so he suggests that you bill back and come again. You'll get it, it's not like this is Further Maths.


10.) Thou shalt live and love according to thine own rules. Thou shalt leave others to do the same. So says The Dog.