Today is valentine's day . . . the Dog has no idea what this means, all i know is that everyone is walking past my kennel with roses and chocolates. One of my stray dogs has written an interesting piece that i have to share. I present Kim Lee.
"Why most ppl relationship last 3yrs! lol
Its like buying clothes that you're not that into but the store clerk sells you for what's it worth. e.g You meet a dude/chick and she ok looking, alright personality...de person breath don't stink. Average stuff seems cool.
If you are the guy you have to spend money...to court and only til you spend a good bit... then you'd really know if she's into you.
If you are the chick you're in a worst off predicament cause you will only know if he like you after you pass up some pussy!
Life.... ain't it fair....lol
So if you lasted this long then...congratulations the person genuinely likes you.
Year1... You spend your time learning the person habits that they don't really show you. lol e.g He ask you to attend a football game so you say excitingly "cool!" knowing fully well you think that football is rubbish! or he doesn't do things that you think he should but you go along with things like that not to disappoint, run or scare him off. lol
Y'all men know what i talking bout...Lying to your gf "I stop smoking" but pulling a drag when she not looking and sucking a power mint. lol
Year 2. Your true colours start to show..."Baby yuh coming the game, it's Sunday?" "Oh Gwad! again...I tired...I not really feeling it!" or "Wait nah you still smoking?" Why it is you doing them things, I talk to you about that already? de man quiet cause he just don't care no more.
Year 3 After now figuring out who de fuck yuh with is only then you can assist the relationship cause Reality kicked the beautiful image of the illusion that we created for one another to fall in love with. Dotish ppl actually try for year five using the excuse that "we done make it so far!" but that statistics usually end up in a huge disaster..
PPL who make three year relationships call it a learning experience.
PPL who make five year relationship call it a waste of time.
PPL who were married for 24 years and called it quits never fully recover....
So if you know what you want...say what you mean and mean what you say."
Hmmmm ... the Dog thinks Kim should become the trini Dr Phil cuz all i can say is FREAL!
Stay tuned for more from our stray dogs
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