WTF Files: So your voice aint break yet but you just became a daddy

The Dog being a born n bred Trini usually sticks to minding trini n Caribbean business but i caught wind of sumn that happened in the UK and i had to say a couple words on it. Cuz ah mean you know us trini's like to follow, 'monkey see monkey do' ting nah alluh know what i mean.

Name: Alfie Patten

Age: 13
Height: 4 feet

Occupation: student

Status: single
Children: one

Alfie, his 15 year old girlfriend Chantelle and their week old baby girl Maisie look alot more like a litter of pups as opposed to dad, mum n pup.

When asked about the financial implications of having a baby Alfie is quoted as saying “I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”

Maisie was conceived after Chantelle and Alfie then 14 and 12 had a night of unprotected sex.

Sex at 12?!?!

And they say TnT is bad...

The Dog out!
(pic courtesy The Sun newspaper in the UK)