DO U HAVE "A GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING"?

Fresh off the heels of Easter, a time about repentance and celebration and goodness, is it bad that The Dog just spent an hour of his time just laughing to himself at his newest amusement: the fresh, new, terribly UGLY haircut of a person he particularly hates?

Yes it's that good.

This particular haircut is so misguided that it is actually amazing to watch. Was mesmerized and could not stop blatantly staring. Imagine like hmmm ... hair that has been chemically relaxed, but needs to be redone at the roots bcuz the natural curly afro is growing underneath like a nest. And it stops right below the chin. It is shaped like a McDonald's M. Please tell The Dog you can envision what this might look like.

Its just simply too good ... like it's good sad dirty gossip. It's like a gift that keeps on giving.

DEFINITION OF "A GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING":

Someone or something that is so stupid/misguided/ridiculous (and completely unaware that it is as such) that one cannot help but get overly happy every time one sees or thinks of it/him/her. One might smile every time one thinks of this gift, or might burst into uncontrollable fits of laughter. It makes one genuinely happy every time one sees it/him/her.

Yes, we here at The Angry Pothound know that it's sick and wrong to laugh at others ... but it's like ... you can't help making fun of it. The Dog is STILL laughing at this girl's haircut. Think of someone or something like this. Are u smiling yet? Cuz just the mere mention of A Gift That Keeps On Giving is enough to make anyone happy, its such a universal concept. So, for The Dog, this girl he knows and hates .... her new haircut is one such Gift That Keeps On Giving. You know, it's so bad that it's actually good. Like "Shottas," for example: it's a classic simply bcuz it is soooo poorly done and acted. And you could not tear your eyes away from the amazingness that was "Shottas," could you? The Dog watched it from beginning to end, and could not stop laughing. It is currently one of his favourite movies.

Gifts That Keep On Giving? We are thinking:

- Beyonce when she turns into Sasha Fierce and flails around on stage like an out-of-breath drag queen

- Piper Parang

- Your parents

- Saucy Pow (please Youtube "Saucy Pow", you will not regret this)

Can y'all think of any more "GIFTS THAT KEEP ON GIVING"? Send them to us!